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Salutations! It's me, former practicing attorney Harry S. Wrinkeltushy, Esq. Just wanted everyone to know that the Poop is now online. This way when prints of the John Rogers Poop are all taken by your fellow classmates or they suddenly disappear (say in a waste basket or underneath 4 month old copies of Dicta) you can read all the poop that went down in the latest issue, here, online...or so they tell me. This internet thing is new to me. I preferred the good old days of dictaphones, typewriters, and mimeographs.

If you would take a minute from pointing your nose up in the air as a sign of superiority you will see that the articles from John Rogers Poop, Vol. I, Issue I, April 2007 are posted below.

Here is a brief letter from the editor:

Dear Readers:

Here's a little about us;

We attend a small, private, exceptionally expensive, fourth-tier law school.
We have no delusions of grandeur.
We roam the same halls that you do.
We attend the same classes, read the same cases, take the same exams, and search in vain each morning for a parking spot (screw you United Way contributor!) just like you.
We get bored.
We like to make smart-alecky jokes about professors, members of the administration and staff.
We mean no disrespect. Unless of course disrespect gets more laughs.
We steal some of our ideas from funnier, more original people.
We think nobody reads Dicta
We think that sometimes, law students, law professors, and law school administration take themselves too seriously.
We think that the TU College of Law is a lot like a small town high school.
We think that justifies making fun of it.
We love it here though.
We wouldn't want to be anywhere else-unless of course that transfer request to that first-tier school goes through.
We think you should consider it an honor if your name appears in a future edition.
We hope you laugh at all this, and take it with a grain of salt.
We think satire is an important part of free speech.

So there you have it. A letter from the editor. We want to know what you think so please email us at johnrogerspoop@gmail.com

You can also email me at hwrinkelsesq@gmail.com but not after the sun sets. I'm usually asleep by then, unless my neighbor's unruly kids are listening to that dang rock and roll again. I am up fairly early though so that I get the Braums senior citizen breakfast special.

Forever held in contempt,

Harry S. Wrinkeltushy, Esq.