1L Wonders What Happend to Free Lunch

By The Son of Torts

JRH-He had it down to an art form. It was 11:59 a.m. and 1L Jim Dickerson's stomach was just about to tell him that it was time to eat. No money and no money left on the TU Gold Card was no problem for Dickerson who had planned this day (Tuesday)all around the fact that there was a Federation of Future Right-Wing lawyers meeting in room 204

"Score me up some pizza," Dickerson said to himself as he trolled around the steps outside of room 2004.

"Oh, I'm not a member or anything," Dickerson said while looking around the corner to find out if he was getting Mazzio's or Papa Johns for lunch. "I've got nothing against those Republican. I mean not everyone can go out and have fun. Someone's got to run the churches and prisons. This law thing's just a phase for me. I'm going to make my mark in finding a new energy source from egg plants."

Ten minutes later, Dickerson explained that he doesn't actually go to the meetings; he just waits outside for some free pizza.

"There's typically a few cheese pizzas left over. No one likes those," Dickerson commented

Dickerson waited and waited. But something went wrong.

"There was no friggin' pizza. I mean, I wait out there till 1:30 and totally missed my Con Law Class. I'm not sure how they got that pizza out of there, I had the door staked, totally."

Dickerson said he has put off all studying finals to get to the bottom of the pizza fiasco.

"I will not rest until I find out what happened to those pizzas," Dickerson said. "I mean if they have some secret way of getting pizza out of those rooms, we may never eat free again"