Monday, April 23, 2007

First Draft of Paper Inadventently Becomes Final Draft

By Sashey McGilicuty

MLIC - The first draft of a Legal Reasoning, Analysis, and Writing Trail Brief by University of Tulsa College of Law 1L Mindy Blain ultimately became the final draft, Blain reported Monday.

"I was gonna keep working on it and add a bunch of stuff about how the guy who wrote [The US Constitution] was affected by a lot of the stuff going around him," she said. "But then I was like, fuck it." Blain said she spent the time that would have been devoted to a revision watching Grey's Anatomy in her apartment.


Poop Pieces
By: Harry S. Wrinkeltushy, Esq
  • In an unpopular resolution, the SBA has declared that sodas will now cost $1.11. The change machine will now exclusively provide nickels.
  • Dean Robert Butkin announced Monday that the locally donated statue of Lady Justice will be replaced with a paper-maché bust of beloved Legal Research Professor Ducey reading the latest ALR advance sheets.
  • Due to the little known asbestos problem in John Rogers Hall, Dean Butkin has cleared it with the City of Tulsa to hold all upper division electives inside the historic Camelot Hotel.
  • TU Information Technology Officer, Shane Blackstock, has refused to work on any computers - expect those running Windows ’98 - until he is granted title of "Official Library Staff Member" and receives an office within the MLIC.
  • For students interested in an increased understanding of Tort law, Professor Marguerite Chapman will hold a lecture Tuesday. She plans to speak on the subjects of Amazon.com, the history of Connect Four, Endometriosis, Tesla coils, and snowmobiles. The lecture is scheduled from 1:00 to 1:03 pm in room 202.

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